💖 Only you can decide what breaks you

A Court of Memes & TikToks 📸

The meme of the week is dedicated to everyone’s favorite character to hate on (even our phones autocorrect his name to Tampon 🤣)

You would think with Feyre hating the color red so much that she would’ve seen Tamlin’s red flags a lot sooner 😅

What makes this meme even funnier is that only a few months later, Rhysand straight up sends her into the Weaver’s cottage to fend for her life #thetaleoftwohighlords

This week’s TikTok is in honor of Prythian’s very own tea-spilling Gossip Girl ☕

LMAO everyone acts like Feyre is so next level for catching the Suriel, meanwhile sis was like "WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG!?" 😂

Also, isn’t it crazy what an impact the Suriel’s character made even though they were only featured in three scenes!? Straight legend status 💅

A Court of Trivia & Quizzes ❓

ICYMI: The Prythian Post and ACOTAR Fandom Facebook Page aren’t my only projects! I also run a website called Maasversity, which features tons of tricky trivia quizzes based on specific details and characters from the series 📚

This week’s trivia question comes from the book quiz: A Court of Wings and Ruin Trivia Part One

After Tamlin explodes on Feyre in his study, what does she say she would call the painting of that moment?

• A Portrait in Baiting and Betrayal

• A Portrait in Deception and Destruction

• A Portrait in Snares and Baiting

• A Portrait in Rage and Revelations

Find out the correct answer (and take the full-length quiz) here 👇

A Court of Quotes & Sayings 📖

One of the very best things about the ACOTAR series is the abundance of beautiful quotes and relatable sayings. From heartwarming to heartbreaking, SJM never fails to pack a punch with her words 👊

For this week’s issue of TPP, I picked my all-time favorite Suriel quote:

Ugh, this quote hits so hard no matter how many times I read it! Who knew seven simple words could be so impactful? (The Suriel, that’s who 🥹)

If this quote holds a special place in your heart, feel free to save and share this week’s graphic however you’d like!

A Court of Fanart & Fanfiction ✍️

This week’s fanart pick is titled “The Bats and the Fox” and I don’t think I’ve ever loved another piece of ACOTAR artwork more 😍

Can you even handle the wholesomeness of this drawing? Because I certainly cannot 😭 The bat boys being silly and including Lucien in the mix is just too much for my heart to handle!

This adorable artwork was created by the super-talented @chelzd_art who has a bunch of awesome ACOTAR art prints available to purchase on her Etsy shop.

*If you reshare any artwork, PLEASE credit the artist. They work so hard and deserve all the recognition!*

This week’s fanfiction selection is for all my fellow smut lovers, especially those who are still wondering how Feyre was immune to Lucien’s charm 😉

You may see where this is going, but if not, here’s one more clue: Remember that scene in ACOTAR where Tamlin and Lucien take Feyre to visit the pool of starlight? Yeah, now take that and make it SPICY 🌶

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Yep, it’s a Feyre x Tamlin x Lucien three-way and it is downright panty-melting 🔥 Like Lucien says “Come on your High Lord’s c**k” level HOT 🥵

Title: The Depravity of Spring

Author: GreenZeus

Summary: Feyre, Tamlin, and Lucien take a day trip to the starlight pond in ACoTaR. I felt some tension in this chapter that I wanted to explore.

*Here is a great article that details exactly how to download the AO3 files and transfer them to your Kindle for easier reading*

A Court of Polls & Opinions 📊

Last but not least, our poll of the week!

Before we get to it, here are the results of last week’s poll:

With nearly half of the votes, winnowing wins last week’s poll by a landslide!

Most voters agreed that being able to winnow would make getting around so much easier and less time-consuming, with the added bonus of never having to fly coach again 🤣

Week Five Poll:

*As always- feel free to message me with any ideas you have for future polls. I’m always open to suggestions!

That’s all for this edition of ✨The Prythian Post✨

Thank you SO much for taking the time to read along, I really hope you enjoyed yourself!

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Until next week, my fellow Maasochist ✌