☀ The sun was shining when I left you
...you don't get to rewrite the narrative
Happy Monday, my fellow Maasochist! Your weekly issue of ✨The Prythian Post✨ has winnowed its way to your inbox, and now it’s time to recap all things ACOTAR.
A Court of Memes & TikToks 📸
Do you love the movie Mean Girls and hate the High Priestess Ianthe? If so, then the meme of the week is for you 🤣👇
📸: @sarahjmemes
To quote the incomparable Janis Ian:
“And evil takes a human fae form in Regina George Ianthe. Don't be fooled because she may seem like your typical selfish, back-stabbing slut faced ho-bag, but in reality, she's so much more than that.”
LOL but seriously, I’m so happy Feyre Door Dashed her predatory a** straight to the Weaver 👏😈
If last week’s TikTok was called “The Tale of Two Bat Boys”, then this week’s is most certainly called “The Tale of Two High Lords” 😆
🎥: @the.turnofthepage
LMAO this is just too accurate! Tamlin literally locks her up in his manor while Rhys sends her straight into the Weaver’s cottage 😂
Oh, and this was after he offered up Cassian like a slab of meat for Feyre in case she needed to “move on in a physical sense” 💀
A Court of Trivia & Quizzes ❓
ICYMI: The Prythian Post and ACOTAR Fandom Facebook Page aren’t my only projects! I also run a website called Maasversity, which features tons of tricky trivia quizzes based on specific details and characters from the series 📚
This week’s trivia question is part of the character quiz: How Well Do You Know the Secretive Shadowsinger Azriel?
What is the name of Azriel’s knife?
Truth-Seeker
Truth-Taker
Truth-Slayer
Truth-Teller
Find out the correct answer (and take the full-length quiz) here 👇
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A Court of Quotes & Sayings 📖
One of the very best things about the ACOTAR series is the abundance of beautiful quotes and relatable sayings. From heartwarming to heartbreaking, SJM never fails to pack a punch with her words 👊
For this week’s issue of TPP, I chose this short, sweet, and absolutely savage Feyre quote:
The sun was shining when I left you.
These eight words live rent-free in my head. Feyre was so strong for standing up to Tamlin like this; peak High Lady behavior 💅👑
If this quote holds a special place in your heart, feel free to save and share this week’s graphic however you’d like!
A Court of Fanart & Fanfiction ✍️
This week’s fanart selection is dedicated to our two favorite Illyrians, the Spymaster and the General 💙❤
📸: @shinkxart
OMG the scowl on Azriel’s face vs the smirk on Cassian’s is just so spot-on! I totally see this being their exact facial expressions the very first time Feyre meets them at the House of Wind 🤣
Shout-out to the talented @shinkxart for creating this awesome piece of artwork that perfectly captures the personalities of these two!
*If you reshare any artwork, PLEASE credit the artist. They work so hard and deserve all the recognition!*
Ok ya’ll, after checking the stats on the nine previous issues of TPP, I’m ready to make an executive decision when it comes to all future fanfiction selections…
I am officially sticking with short and spicy pieces from here on out 🌶🔥
You all have spoken, in the form of click-through rates, and it’s obvious to me that the majority of my fellow ACOTAR addicts are also fellow smut lovers 😉
So I hereby appoint myself High Lady of the Smut Court, Defender of the Spice and therefore promise to bring you only the best of the best freaky fanfics!
This week’s selection is for anyone who, like me, is not team Elucien OR team Elriel, but instead team ELUCRIEL #whychoose 😏
Title: the act of mating
Author: ipona
Summary: Elain, Azriel, and Lucien spend a lazy morning in bed.
A Court of Polls & Opinions 📊
Last but not least, our poll of the week!
Before we get to it, here are the results of last week’s poll:
With over a third of the total votes, the Autumn Court is the clear favorite for further exploration 🍂🍁
According to all your comments, it’s either because you want to know more about Lucien, Eris, or Helion and LOA (or all of the above), and I could not agree more!
Week Ten Poll:
That’s all for this edition of ✨The Prythian Post✨
Thank you SO much for taking the time to read along, I really hope you enjoyed yourself!
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Until next week, my fellow Maasochist ✌
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