✨ To the stars who listen
...and the dreams that are answered
Happy Monday, my fellow Maasochist! Your FIRST EVER issue of ✨The Prythian Post✨ has winnowed its way to your inbox, and I’m so excited (and grateful!) to have you here 😊
For this special first edition, I’ve picked out my all-time FAEvorites for each “court” and I hope you enjoy them as much as SJM enjoys referencing Feyre’s watery bowels 💩
A Court of Memes & TikToks 📸
This week’s meme is ALWAYS a top performer on my ACOTAR Fandom Facebook Page and quite possibly one of my favorites of all time 🙌
📸: @sarahjmemes
It’s the “Good for the High Lord” for me 🤣 Can you just imagine Velaris having some kind of climax alarm that blares throughout the town so citizens know when to take shelter!? I’m done 💀
It will probably come as no surprise that this newsletter was inspired by Prythian’s very own Gossip Girl, so it’s only fitting that the first TikTok be dedicated to the queen of spilling the tea ☕
🎥: @niareads2.0
LMAO Suri was sweating after realizing Feyre stayed with the wrong High Lord 😅 Sis was not taking any chances the second time around; it was spill the whole damn kettle or bust 😂
A Court of Trivia & Quizzes ❓
ICYMI: The Prythian Post and ACOTAR Fandom Facebook Page aren’t my only projects! I also run a website called Maasversity, which features tons of tricky trivia quizzes based on specific details and characters from the series 📚
Every quiz includes 10 fact-filled trivia questions in multiple-choice format. Each week, I’ll select a question from a random quiz and provide you with four answer choices.
This week’s trivia question comes from my very first quiz: A Court of Thorns and Roses Trivia Part One
What is the name of the group of humans who worship the faeries of Prythian?
The Children of the Wicked
The Children of the Holy
The Children of the Blessed
The Children of the Cauldron
Find out the correct answer (and take the full-length quiz) here 👇
P.S. If you “accidentally” go down a rabbit hole and take 10 quizzes in a row, just know that’s totally normal here 😜
A Court of Quotes & Sayings 📖
One of the very best things about the ACOTAR series is the abundance of beautiful quotes and relatable sayings. From heartwarming to heartbreaking, SJM never fails to pack a punch with her words 👊
For the very first edition of TPP, I just had to feature the fan-favorite Rhysand quote:
To the stars who listen—and the dreams that are answered.
I think in some way or another, we can all relate to the sentiment behind this quote, which is why I believe it resonates so well across our diverse fandom 🫶
If this quote holds a special place in your heart, feel free to save and share this week’s graphic however you’d like!
A Court of Fanart & Fanfiction ✍️
If you’re anything like me, you are obsessed with finding fanart of your favorite ACOTAR characters and scenes 😍 Luckily for you, I have an entire folder full of stunning pieces that I can’t wait to share with you!
This week’s selection is one of my absolute favorites as it features the whole Inner Circle + the Archeron sisters 🥰
HOW INCREDIBLE IS THIS!? Look at our sweet babies having dinner together at the House of Wind 🥹
I am in awe of the level of detail that @tangerine.eileen put into this piece! If you love it as much as I do, make sure to check out her Etsy shop (link in her IG bio)
*If you are going to reshare any artwork, PLEASE credit the artist. They work so hard and deserve all the recognition!*
Full transparency: I debated over which piece of fanfiction to feature first and ultimately decided to let my freak flag fly on this one 😏
Before I reveal this week’s selection, I’ll give you a little clue: It’s as spicy as it is STEAMY…
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That’s right: IT’S THE INFAMOUS FOUR-WAY IN THE BIRCHIN!!! 🥵🔥
Yes, you read that right. It’s a single, filthy chapter about Feyre and ALL the bat boys.
So if straight smut is not your thing, keep it moving (and please don’t unsubscribe just yet-I promise I won’t ALWAYS share NSFW pieces 🤣)
Title: A Solstice to Remember
Author: yafan92
Summary: Set during "A Court of Frost and Starlight". What if Feyre had taken Rhys up on his offer to join the three Illyrians in the birchin?
*All fanfics I share will be found on AO3, but will not require a login to view them*
A Court of Polls & Opinions 📊
Last but not least, our poll of the week!
The goal is to keep this section lighthearted and fun, nothing TOO controversial! (There’s way too much toxicity in this fandom as is 😅)
That being said, I’ll be mostly making these up as we go along, so I’m totally open to any suggestions you may have for future poll ideas 💡
Once you submit your answer below, you will be able to see the other results in live time and also include any additional comments about your answer (not necessary, but always welcome!)
*Moving forward, I will include the final poll results from the previous week so you can always see where your response ranks in comparison to the rest of the group!*
That’s all for the first ever edition of ✨The Prythian Post✨
Thank you SO much for taking the time to read along, I really hope you enjoyed yourself!
Please don’t hesitate to let me know your honest opinions by replying directly to this email 💌 This newsletter is for you all, so any feedback helps!
Until next week, my fellow Maasochist ✌
